Wisdom

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Wisdom #840: Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

Wisdom #1573: Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I.

Wisdom #348: The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.

Wisdom #1300: My oh my! Life sure is easier with my new Salad Shooter (R) !

Wisdom #1302: My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?

Wisdom #735: "So, we're doing some restructuring and looking into changes to our pay progression. How is the progression at your firm set up?" "Generally speaking, the people at the top tend to make more than the people lower down."

Wisdom #1424: Small change can often be found under seat cushions.

Wisdom #505: Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.